@JackLoftus RT @TheOnion: The Onion is seeking an 18-to-35 year old for a job as a sponsored content reader. You will not be compensated.
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@TheOnion I'll take the job. I am on disability so I cannot be paid anyway. I am an author as well as a photographer and can handle the jobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion is seeking an 18-to-35 year old for a job as a sponsored content reader. You will not be compensated.@lallportcohoonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion will i get non-existent obamacare with what will apparently be my non-existent salary?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I meet all criteria except for a sense of humor. I will be moderate at my job and will almost fill the empty gap in my soul.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks, Onion. By an amazing coincidence, I'm seeking someone to kiss my Hairy Ass. You will not be compensated, either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not sure if serious...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope that this job also does not include full benefits. If this is the case, sign me up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only if i get my own article. I come highly recommended after all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good luck with that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is there possibility of promotion to senior sponsored content reader in six months to a year?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Job - a piece of work, especially a specific task done as part of the routine of one's occupation or for an agreed price. $$$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for the love of god pick me pleaseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Me! Me! Me! Me...wait, what?
@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SO JUST HOW MANY ONIONS A WEEK DO I HAVE TO PEEL AT THIS NON COMPENSATED JOB ! FINALLY A (cont) http://tl.gd/mlprouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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