@TheOnion can I afford it.
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@TheOnion There's water in beer, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#Whatdoyouthink why now,is there a new better "flavor"in it now#CreditablitygoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I prefer my water fermented and well hoppedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The First Lady implies one should drink less of something.Whiskey? no way! And what to do with one's charming beer-belly.?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] First Lady Urges Americans To Drink More Water http: # I'll take mine without the koolaid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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