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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2013

    In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Starshttp://onion.com/1arVpv1 

    6:46 AM - 12 Sep 2013
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      1. Laura‏ @Oomphlove 12 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I don't know if i'm feeling shock or awe at the brains behind this.

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      1. Nick The Bees Nees‏ @TheeDutchOven 12 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars http://onion.com/1arVpv1 ”. Now that's thinking outside the box

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      1. Innerpowerastro‏ @Innerpowerastro 12 Sep 2013
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        #lmao 😝“@TheOnion: In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars http://onion.com/1arVpv1 ”

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      1. Shaun Bland‏ @blando3281 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion the problem with rich spoiled kids.. They grow up with the attitude money will get them whatever they want with no drive to earn

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      1. Vaasan S.‏ @BrownnTownn19 12 Sep 2013
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        "@TheOnion: In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars http://onion.com/1arVpv1 ". If only, I'd be Ruler of the playground!

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      1. Mark Newland‏ @greene7745 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion miss those days!

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      1. Justin‏ @JK0TZ 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Perfect Metaphor for higher education.

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      1. Charlotte Schroeder‏ @wiseontime 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @paultough Wow! Money can buy gold stars but can't buy knowledge or character. Please share that with him/her.

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      1. Lois Weiner‏ @drloisweiner 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @susanoha I think TFA should admit this kid 2 its next cohort. He really gets #edreform. Could b a supt in a few yrs!

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      1. burgo49‏ @burgo49 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion LMAO, learning at such a young age...

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      1. K. Bozeman‏ @kirkbozeman 12 Sep 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars http://onion.com/1arVpv1  // well-played, the onion, well-played

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      1. Jonathan Lewis‏ @chakapow 12 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I shared this with my 4th grader. Severely surprised on the omission of vulgarity.

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      1. David‏ @soccercomplexit 12 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars http://onion.com/1arVpv1 ”@Bgilbert51

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      1.  🤫‏ @rubtweets 12 Sep 2013
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