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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Sep 2013

    [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?

    1:33 PM - 9 Sep 2013
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      1. Peter‏ @Aulus_Claudius 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion They may be unable to aim, but at least when they shoot you you can die easy knowing your killer wasn't discriminated against.

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      1. Josh Hafner‏Verified account @joshhafner 10 Sep 2013
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        .@JasonClayworth's story gets Onionized: RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y 

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      1. King Erroneous‏ @King_Erroneous 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I think something bad will happen, but that's just a shot in the dark.

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      1. Ursula Trent‏ @luvmycr8zlife 11 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @soccerdadx4 only in IA!!

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      1. Josh Dziedzic‏ @JoshDziedzic 10 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. 97GuloGulo‏ @97GuloGulo 10 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?” I think they mean Texas.

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      1. Best  👻In  💀The  🎃West  🌹‏ @Mob1us0ne 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion the only thing that stops a bad blind guy with a gun, is a good blind guy with a gun

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      1. D. Sean Skelly‏ @Skellyds 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion drivers licenses r next

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      1. Harjot Virk‏ @harjot__virk 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion This might not be the best idea

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      1. karl kuykendall‏ @noewedinint 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion its ok... The stupid and mentally challenged already have them

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      1. Nathan Maynes‏ @NateToGreat 9 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?” Really though...

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      1. peter j. lewis‏ @peterjlewis 9 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Songbird Tweeterings‏ @Just_Suzanne 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Stupidity knows no bounds.

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      1. Fernando Chien‏ @FernyChien 9 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?” Hmmm...guess fair is fair?

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      1. Jayda Kelso‏ @jaydajeanette 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion im going to get shot

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      1. Jesse Mueller‏ @jessemueller 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion iowa guns 4 the blind?that's okay: there's nothing in Iowa to hit.

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      1. Joshjoshjosh‏ @thegrexican 9 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Iowa Issuing Gun Permits To The Blind http://onion.com/1aYPO1Y  #WhatDoYouThink?” love this

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