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It was the Giants offense. “
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@TheOnion: Dallas Cowboys Halftime Show Features Execution Of Texas Prisoner http://onion.com/15Pbciu ” Too close to truthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just smash into his head repeatedly. RT
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@TheOnion @jbolted And I had to miss it to see a promo for the new Ryan Seacrest show. Damn!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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WOW! “
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@TheOnion: Dallas Cowboys Halftime Show Features Execution Of Texas Prisoner http://onion.com/15Pbciu ” Um,@Fire_At_Will_ ?
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@BobCirca: “@TheOnion: Dallas Cowboys Halftime Show Features Execution Of Texas Prisoner http://onion.com/15Pbciu ””this can't be real

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@seanvernor as real as a heart attack!
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Don't doubt it. “
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