@TheOnion @RSylvetsky hahaha I do this all the time
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@TheOnion What's wrong with just filling up an empty plastic bottle with a top.Must be an exciting place to live if that makes local news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if he was Russian it'd be vodka,if a true Mexican it'd be tequila, water..really?How frighfully boring! This man needs get a life!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@stevewills very funny !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this was funny until last night when I knocked my cup over on my bedstand.#onionpredictsmyfutureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No it was an old lady with a cuppa coffee..lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case Mess Needs To Be Made In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/181PPkG ” wtf did I just readThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Perfect RT
@TheOnion Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nighthttp://onion.com/181PPkGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wao sum peple r so stooped i kent beleev he dos tatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs 2 Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/181PPkG@kelseywickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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