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Lmao.. RT“
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@AndersonParker5, FYI. RT:@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmenhttp://onion.com/18KqZ3GThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Winking at your roommate will help break the ice." RT
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Advice to live by “
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