Behind the counter in a small town? RT @TheOnion: Elderly Woman With Long, Bushy Hair Would Like To Sell You Wind Chimes
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@TheOnion: Elderly Woman With Long, Bushy Hair Would Like To Sell You Wind Chimes | More Local News: http://onion.com/12hq37u ”@mark_swollThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just spent 5 min trying to find this story on your page.joke's on me, I guess!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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