@TheOnion try our new bar-b-q sauce! like jet fuel, it's not hot enough to melt steel
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@AJEichler@TheOnion Ft. long prices so low, you'll swear it was an inside job -
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@TheOnion That's really not funny -
@niceworkmsft@TheOnion Nah it's funny -
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@niceworkmsft@TheOnion You belong to a group of people who don't seem to understand the value of humour in overcoming tragedies. -
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@niceworkmsft You're welcome :)
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@TheOnion: New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 http://onion.com/19qomqb ” *waits for thought catalog and Jezebel think pieces*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's perfect. RT
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@raleightatum 1. The joke thing? Right there with you. 2. The Onion article? Laughed so hard every part of my body hurt.
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@luketlancaster Both of these occurred at your place of work. I was just tryna get some of that attention that's normally reserved for you! - 1 more reply
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you have crossed an uncrossable line with this. disgusting. RT
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