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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Sep 2013

    New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11http://onion.com/19qomqb 

    12:43 PM - 6 Sep 2013
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    • 🎃Boo-Fisted🦇 Phantasm💀🌽 Friginator 💀🌽 kutz (spooky) 🇲🇽🇲🇽  🇲🇽🇲🇽 🌹 marriage bed destroyer psycho hose beast ✪ Tom Power going beastmode on my wife and unborn son
    66 replies 341 retweets 205 likes
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      2. stevia plath‏ @AJEichler 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion try our new bar-b-q sauce! like jet fuel, it's not hot enough to melt steel

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Scott Beauchamp‏ @stb5g5 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @AJEichler

        @AJEichler @TheOnion Ft. long prices so low, you'll swear it was an inside job

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. stevia plath‏ @AJEichler 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @stb5g5

        @stb5g5 @TheOnion get chips and a drink for just a little extra loose change

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Greg‏ @niceworkmsft 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That's really not funny

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. dawwqer‏ @Dawwqer 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @niceworkmsft

        @niceworkmsft @TheOnion Nah it's funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Greg‏ @niceworkmsft 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @Dawwqer

        @Dawwqer @TheOnion 9/11 jokes aren't funny - and never will be

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. dawwqer‏ @Dawwqer 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @niceworkmsft

        @niceworkmsft @TheOnion If you say so.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Greg‏ @niceworkmsft 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @Dawwqer

        @Dawwqer @TheOnion I'm not alone

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. dawwqer‏ @Dawwqer 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @niceworkmsft

        @niceworkmsft @TheOnion You belong to a group of people who don't seem to understand the value of humour in overcoming tragedies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Greg‏ @niceworkmsft 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @Dawwqer

        @Dawwqer Thanks, I'm glad I asked for your opinion

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. dawwqer‏ @Dawwqer 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @niceworkmsft

        @niceworkmsft You're welcome :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation
      1. Bill Meeks  🤘🏻‏ @billmeeks 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Dan_H That is the most wrong, amazing, funny, terrible, awesome thing I've ever seen. Well done. Next up: McD Day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Anthony Carmen‏ @nthonyCarmen 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 http://onion.com/19qomqb ” *waits for thought catalog and Jezebel think pieces*

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      2. Raleigh McCool‏ @raleighmccool 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's perfect. RT @TheOnion: New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11http://onion.com/19qomqb 

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Luke Lancaster‏ @luketlancaster 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @raleighmccool

        @raleightatum 1. The joke thing? Right there with you. 2. The Onion article? Laughed so hard every part of my body hurt.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Raleigh McCool‏ @raleighmccool 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @luketlancaster

        @luketlancaster Both of these occurred at your place of work. I was just tryna get some of that attention that's normally reserved for you!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. brandi falco‏ @brandifalco 7 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you have crossed an uncrossable line with this. disgusting. RT @TheOnion: New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 http://onion.com/19qomqb 

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