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@TheOnion: Fam quarrel reportedly includes: “I’m fucking sick of this,” “ChFact.is off the table,” “I hate pasta” http://onion.com/19pBtYEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kflahh@collsusie this is like the conversation we all had at Katherine's. I'm pretty sure one of us wrote this. Dying. -
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@kflahh@geenuhhhh we definitely wrote that ourselves
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@TheOnion these ppl r so dull nd actually really silly for fighting over where to go just b happy dat u can eat. yes I'm referencing Syria.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : Who, in their God-Fearing right mind, would Ever...even suggest...that the Cheesecake Factory be taken off any fucking table?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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