@TheOnion Drop them out of the sky like the turkeys on that WKRP episode.
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@TheOnion That would be the best thing they would have done in a long time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion send the Executive Branch along with themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion congress on the ground, tearing shiz upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion [violence intensifies]Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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