“@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/1cMumLK ” hilarious
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@TheOnion @MisterBlaser I do this all the time!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol. so true
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@TheOnion@RaymondGregory So, I'm not the only one. -
@ike_77 it's an epidemic.
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@TheOnion ten bucks says whoever wrote this story did this very thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nothing funnier than the truthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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