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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2013

    Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throatshttp://onion.com/1cMrfDv 

    4:31 PM - 5 Sep 2013
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      1. Cory Schweigert‏ @cschweigert 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ” @zachbick this was your idea, right?

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      1. Antonio Ugarte‏ @UgarteBKiddinMe 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ” @Markus_Evich

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      2. Kaltrina‏ @KalKamberi 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Fant7813 you don't understand how proud I am of you for RTing an onion article lol

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      3. Fatjona Kamberi‏ @Fant7813 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @KalKamberi

        @ItsKallyK @TheOnion it's hilarious!

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      2. issuf stanon‏ @wildebeast913 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ” @knd775 you have something to do with this?

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      3. ben‏ @knd775 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @wildebeast913

        @wildebeast913 @TheOnion Probably.

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      1. Shallot-kun‏ @netflixzombie 6 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion I work there. Trust me, there are always plans to slash your throats.

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      1. Rick Burgess‏ @rickyburgess3 6 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/VrwPXy44rp

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      1. suestash‏ @suestash 6 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion BOYCOT WALMART!

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      1. What’s so funny about peace, love & understanding?‏ @coolmom999 6 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion @cwzeip Bring the Kids! #walmartsucks

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      1. Doug Alexander‏ @dcaTransit 5 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion About damn time, is all I have to say!

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      1. ★ 𝖺𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒 𝗋𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗌 ★‏ @Euonymine 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats” this made me LOL

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      1. Steve Araneo‏ @stevearaneo 5 Sep 2013
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      1. David Simmer‏ @drsimmer 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ” Makes sense why you hate them @scottmill_r

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      1. Amanda Brier‏ @ahugkis 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ” @joshuabrier @sarrabeara28 hahaha!

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      1. DarkDragon1288‏ @DarkDragon1288 5 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Now I can buy a pack of socks for the mere price of getting stabbed in the throat.

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      2. Erin Chiappini‏ @LondynCalling 5 Sep 2013
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        @Katelisdz “@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/1cMrfDv ”

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      3. Kathryn Elisadeath  👻‏ @Katelisdz 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @LondynCalling

        @LondynCalling that's still a more humane fate than working in a Chinese/ Indonesian sweatshop for $11 a year.

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