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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2013

    Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nighthttp://onion.com/13ks2c8 

    12:58 PM - 5 Sep 2013
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    39 replies 478 retweets 246 likes
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      2. Zachary Behrendt‏ @ZacharyBehrendt 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Attn: @couch_hobo RT @TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. queerlybeloved‏ @_queerlybeloved 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ZacharyBehrendt

        @ZacharyBehrendt fucking bite me, that hasnt happened (yet)!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Zachary Behrendt‏ @ZacharyBehrendt 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @_queerlybeloved

        @couch_hobo Not yet. But let's just say I'm glad you started using a bottle with a cap. ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Joe Woods‏ @JoHoWo 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ajaewoods “@TheOnion Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/13ks2c8 ”

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      2. Vote November 6th‏ @tylerpug 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man this is so Me @TheOnion Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. DJ Jazzy Spice Girl‏ @gwalli 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @tylerpug

        @tgp4623 yes another reason why my husband is NOT ALLOWED NICE THINGS.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Vote November 6th‏ @tylerpug 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @gwalli

        @gwalli Aww, but he'll always have you...

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      1. Tom Lawless‏ @tlawless136 6 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/13ks2c8 ” 1000x yes

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      2. Jeff Freund‏ @freu0037 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Preloger @TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nighthttp://onion.com/13ks2c8 

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matthew Preloger‏ @Preloger 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @freu0037

        @freu0037 I have two glasses of water, and the trick is to fill it entirely with ice cubes so it stays cool. And, naturally, a fan.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Colleen Boyanovich‏ @NYCgrl81 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I live dangerously... “@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night”

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      1. Mickey Keith‏ @mickey_keith 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion hahaha ... Andrew Gomez.... aka Mickey Keith. lol its funny now anyways.

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      1. Lauren N‏ @MrsNeims 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dying this is sooo Mike LOL RT @TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess http://onion.com/13ks2c8 

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      1. Fr. Steve Pullis‏ @FrStevePullis 5 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/13ks2c8  This is me!

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      1. Joshua Shull‏ @joshisthinking 5 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL, yes “@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/13ks2c8 ”

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      1. STOCKTON‏ @FLY_AS_SHIT 5 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://onion.com/13ks2c8 ” 😂😂😂

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