Attn: @couch_hobo RT @TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night
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@ZacharyBehrendt fucking bite me, that hasnt happened (yet)! -
@couch_hobo Not yet. But let's just say I'm glad you started using a bottle with a cap. ;)
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Oh man this is so Me
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@tgp4623 yes another reason why my husband is NOT ALLOWED NICE THINGS. -
@gwalli Aww, but he'll always have you... - 1 more reply
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@Preloger@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nighthttp://onion.com/13ks2c8 -
@freu0037 I have two glasses of water, and the trick is to fill it entirely with ice cubes so it stays cool. And, naturally, a fan.
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@TheOnion hahaha ... Andrew Gomez.... aka Mickey Keith. lol its funny now anyways.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dying this is sooo Mike LOL RT
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