“@TheOnion: Wal-Mart: “In every section of the store, we’ll be cutting customers’ throats from ear to ear!” http://onion.com/15C8lA1 ”Asda too?
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@TheOnion why so serious?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Everybody is going to get a BIG smiley face;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Red light specials?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's time for a sequel to Halloween 3, after all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want my EArs http://sewingandsolar.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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