@TheOnion I assume the "rollback" will now refer to customers' eyes as they repose in mortal slumber.
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This is a hard to beat offer RT
@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throatshttp://onion.com/15C6mfbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/15C6mfb ” hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just another one of Walmart's services! Let me get in line!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'll take my chances with being photographer #1 for the new and improved website "Dead People of Walmart".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL Aside from the usual price slash... RT “
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@TheOnion: Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats http://onion.com/15C6mfb ” what a weird analogyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Tehehe “
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@TheOnion If this were true, people would still shop there for the "amazing deals" lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am still howling with laughter. Awesome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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