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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Sep 2013

    Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrianshttp://onion.com/1fA5aaN 

    6:02 PM - 4 Sep 2013
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    21 replies 269 retweets 71 likes
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      2. Laura Seay‏Verified account @texasinafrica 4 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        !!! RT @TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrianshttp://onion.com/1fA5aaN 

        1 reply 7 retweets 2 likes
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      1. The What Louse‏ @whatlouse 4 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is @TheOnion based out of Tel Aviv? #WarPress

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      1. Boris Trucco‏ @BorisTrucco 4 Sep 2013
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        RT “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”

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      2. Megan Heffernan‏ @megheffernan 4 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ” @KevinHeffernan1

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Kevin Heffernan‏ @KevinHeffernan1 4 Sep 2013
        Replying to @megheffernan

        @megheffernan Haha: "I don’t care how many...pictures of Assad pressing a button labeled ‘chemical weapons launcher’ he sends me"

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      1. Andrew Deir‏ @deir75 4 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”

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      1. lw2006.wayu‏ @lw2006wayu 4 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion hi

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      1. HarryMChappas‏ @HarryMChappas 4 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion Assad asks Syrian legislature for authority to strike at US over mistreatment of Ariel Castro.

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      1. Now NO War‏ @NowNOWar 4 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Where is the protest? Just last week we celebrated Martin Luther King and today we prepare for our next war! No Joke!

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      1. Pedro Pizano (Peter)‏ @PedroPizano 4 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”

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      1. Goeller‏ @Goeller 4 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ” #GreatestOnionEver

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      1. william bichsel‏ @DVDjedi 4 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion well where is the proof?

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      1. navid khorrami‏ @navidthemad 4 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”Onion you rock

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      1. dylmag‏ @dylmag 4 Sep 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”

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      1. Victor Paredes‏ @paredes6699 4 Sep 2013
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        @TheOnion what funnier is how quickly the US comes up with "irrefutable" evidence of stuff only to be proven wrong as in Iraq.

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      1. Malcolm Barcarse‏ @mbarcarsejr 4 Sep 2013
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        Awesome “@TheOnion: Assad Unable To Convince Putin That He Used Chemical Weapons On Syrians http://onion.com/1fA5aaN ”

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