@TheOnion IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
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@TheOnion: "If you have some skin that isn’t good you should get this new cream and rub it into the not-good part of the skin."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't wait to try it out! Your medical breakthrough stories are really something else! Hurry up local supemarket and open up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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