@TheOnion stunned by how many folk are taking this piece at face value. Oh come on people, really???!!
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@TheOnion that's in very poor taste, those women suffered for years at his hands, u shldnt even joke abt itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No sheets for prisoners bill? And no clothing too Just keep him drugged up & drooling in his cell How's that sound? Prob solved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you cannot be for real. Please tell me this is satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion your kidding right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how many people have to suffer before the Ariel Castro's of this world are exterminatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is dumbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All of themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm sure 3 young women will rest peacefully tonight. I can thnk of a million ex. of our brokn system. Ths is not one of thmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion have been reading the onion for years.... me and two other people got the joke...nice job ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion glad he's dead, but I hoped he would get the chair
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@TheOnion everybody calm down for a sec! The Onion is spoof news! Not to be taken seriously at all! But this one really was out of line.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is a joke. Its called sarcasm people! . Just know EVERYONE including the onion are elated this piece of shit scum is dead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah! That's so fucked up looolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is it wrong that I basically agree with this article unironically? Or is THAT the joke? Like a double bluff?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apparently his machine wasn't broken. Good riddance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion u cant be serious...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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