12 years too late, thanks, @TheOnion
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@TheOnion You learned to party (ish) eventually ;)
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"Winking at your roommate will help break the ice with your roommate"
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@EYVolleyball@theonion Tried that and more my freshman year in Ohio. My roommate didn't find it as easing as I had hoped…#wrongimpression
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@TheOnion First and last points -- so totally trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "If you’re overweight and don’t like to party, change one of those things"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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