Lmao these are spot on......“@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ”
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@nicol_pedraza: “@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ” HAHA” how did I not realize this before!!!

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@nicol_pedraza mine "Winking at your roommate will help break the ice" I'm seriously trying to hold in my laugh RN

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@PeteyLiacop “@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ” For@literElly on her first day of classes. Love ya! ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ”@QWERTZACOATL the last tip is true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RealBradyThomas thanks man those are some amazing tips!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Take note y'all “
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@AAbbottJR little reading for you.@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For College Freshmen http://onion.com/19f5REV ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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