@TheOnion "Americans are overcoming the media pressure to be thin" LOVE IT!
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@TheOnion then there are the women laboring to give birth, men kind of hoping for kid to wait til MondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion especially teachersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion me2 lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh, Onion, you do make me laugh. MT
@TheOnion: Nation Annoyed About Having To Spend Long Weekend Away From WorkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL, yea I'm very upset. RT
@TheOnion: Nation Annoyed About Having To Spend Long Weekend Away From Work http://onion.com/15cItVmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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