@TheOnion This actually made me cry from laughter
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@TheOnion I must be a goddamn saint. I have spent plenty of time in "heaven"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Here’s The One True Way To Heaven | Commentary By Pope Francis: http://onion.com/17mNUVC ” I knew I liked this guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion always retweet your own tweets for more annoyance and exposureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks for sharing the big Secret.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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