(@TheOnion) Dear @TheTweetOfGod: Can't you bring a plauge, burn a shrub, smite the blasphemers... or something? #justsayin
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@TheOnion Clicked it twice, just for you Onion WritersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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