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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2013

    So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad:http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ 

    7:45 PM - 28 Aug 2013
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    44 replies 245 retweets 69 likes
      1. Ali H. Aslan‏ @aliHaslan 28 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion yine dalgasini gecerek mesajini veriyor “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ”

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      1. Irate Alien‏ @IrateAlien 28 Aug 2013
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        .@TheOnion better analysis than a lot of the crap I've heard on TV "news" over the past few days.

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      1. Carolina Gonzalez‏ @photosbycaro 29 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” Describes the mess spot on! #MustRead

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      1. Hudsonette‏ @hudsonette 30 Aug 2013
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        Excellent read: RT @TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad:http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ 

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      1. Joe McGann‏Verified account @JosephMcGann 29 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” brilliant satire @Lucas_Hare

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      1. Lucas Scherdel‏ @scherds 29 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” @AmyG_ Read this.

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      1. (((Alessandra)))‏ @AlessandraDust 29 Aug 2013
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        #mustread “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” il pezzo del giorno.

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      1. Tyrell Mayfield‏ @TyrellMayfield 28 Aug 2013
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        Assad is right==> “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ”

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      1. Ramar‏ @Duvisited 30 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Wait, there’s a downside to war? Why didn’t The Onion mention this sooner?

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      1. Melissa Smith‏ @mabsmith 30 Aug 2013
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        That awkward moment when TheOnion has the best news... RT @TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ 

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      1. Peter Kenyon‏ @PeterKenyon 29 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” Next step @Ed_Miliband, dog & bone @BarackObama

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      1. Amanda Allen‏ @Amanda_AllenF4F 29 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion very good article with lots of truth in there

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      1. Laura Dress‏ @Dresssays 29 Aug 2013
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        Wow. “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ”

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      1. Heena Mohammed‏ @HeenaMohammed 29 Aug 2013
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        This. “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ”

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      1. Dave’s mind‏ @theDaveThomas82 29 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ ” perfect summary @garethdavies79 @stebrett

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      1. Fraidy Katie‏ @OhWeeBeasties 29 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Ironically, probably the most "true" article written on this topic.

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      1. Caitlin DearingScott‏ @cdearingscott 29 Aug 2013
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        Too far gone? Likely. @TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: http://onion.com/1dnLOsQ  #Syria #peace

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      1. Christoph Link‏ @LinkLinkc 29 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @Glinner Cameron prepares the memorial of the outbreak of WW1 and tries to blunder 1 year early into history books by starting WW3

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