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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2013

    Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter Warhttp://onion.com/1dnLsm3 

    6:15 PM - 28 Aug 2013
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    • Dennis Hugh Rennock Angel Nickens Tristin Bradley Sprouls Self Exile Perdesi Hunter Johnson Not Yusuke Sir Daniel Fortesque Sheepy
    49 replies 332 retweets 110 likes
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      2. Rob‏ @robg0927 28 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is completely wrong, but I cannot stop laughing...RT: "@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

        2 replies 2 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rob‏ @robg0927 30 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I need therapy--RT: "@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Chris G‏ @julio5664 30 Aug 2013
        Replying to @robg0927

        @robg0927 @TheOnion oh my Lord is this funny!

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      1. Tyler Russell‏ @T_______R 28 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ” dear god

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      1. Rob‏ @robg0927 27 Sep 2013
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        Never forget: RT: "@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      1. The Ghost of Will Ritter’s Future  👻‏ @MrWillRitter 28 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion and Buzzfeed is ON IT.

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      1. Mark Evich‏ @Markus_Evich 28 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      2. Russell Hainline‏ @RussellHFilm 28 Aug 2013
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        Worth it for the photo alone. RT @TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter Warhttp://onion.com/1dnLsm3 

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      3. [[[raybury]]]‏ @raybury 28 Aug 2013
        Replying to @RussellHFilm

        .@RussellHFilm @TheOnion "Syrian bear" was once a marketing term for hamsters. Blame @Lileks for preserving this bit of useless knowledge,

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. o·yez‏ @TheOyez 30 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion The Conflict between Faith and Doubt http://youtu.be/ua8cVWUx5xE 

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      1. John Black‏ @johnblack 29 Aug 2013
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        Maybe this'll get everyone to stop talking about Miley. “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      1. hellmouse‏ @hellmouse 29 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @StephenAtHome Colbert warned us about bears. But we did not listen.

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      1. MattH‏ @houghtal_motel 29 Aug 2013
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        Terrible but hilarious “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      1. Swivel Hips‏ @gazedoface 29 Aug 2013
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        @HuffDongson BEARS! “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      1. Blake Smith‏ @drblakesmith 28 Aug 2013
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        HILARIOUS, and I'm sure it's the President's fault “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1dnLsm3 ”

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      1. Heather Banda‏ @HeatherNBanda 28 Aug 2013
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