@TheOnion Wow, for a satirical newspaper this article (aside from the first and last sentences) could fit right in at a regular paper.
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@TheOnion just ask a black dog or cat in a shelter what their chances are... Very small... Almost zipperiniThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SHAME ON YOU for encouraging entrapment and oppression of every minority in this country!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BRILLIANTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ima just add everyone who follows the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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