RT @TheOnion: Nation's single men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.”
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@TheOnion I washed mine yesterday!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's what women are for....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion applies to single women as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@tomseabass “@TheOnion: Nation's single men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not true, guys don't own 'comforters'. We own BLANKETS.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MitchLund “@TheOnion: Nation's single men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.””Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is so gross and not true at all!! how do you even collect data on that?#newsthesedays#isweartheyjustmakeitupThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.” http://onion.com/1dquCUs ”@Delfo5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Nation's single men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Single men: 'The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.' http://onion.com/1dquCUs ” hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm supposed to febreeze my sheets now too?
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@TheOnion Bro, just treat the comforter like socks, throw it away and get another.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Nation's single men: “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever” http://onion.com/1dquCUs ” -
@11b2p To be fair I didn't wash my comforter for a year. But I own duvet covers :P
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