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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Aug 2013

    Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Todayhttp://onion.com/15f9FbW 

    1:30 PM - 27 Aug 2013
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      1. Andrea Larson‏ @AndreaLarsonNDN 27 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Is it Kony2013?

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      1. Metermaid‏ @downtown_Ashley 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today @Clark_Crowley does is begin with Miley?

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      1. Blaine Emmons‏ @BlaineSeth 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” @JoshWeger @RyanRoush

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      1. (((rock harris)))‏ @number_seven 27 Aug 2013
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        #meta RT @TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW 

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      1. Jennifer Harlan‏ @jenhunt7 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” @Matt_Hunter_16

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      1. Jennifer Bohannon‏ @jbohannon 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” God help us all.

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      1. Summer B King‏ @Summerbking 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” pretty much.

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 27 Aug 2013
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        Yup, called VMAs RT @TheOnion Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW 

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      1. Big County‏ @THE_BigCountry 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” @angry_elf_rants sounds like you.

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      1. jared heveron‏ @jphever 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ” Hashtag, anything re: Miley Cyrus.

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      1. Lisa Rosman‏ @rosmance 27 Aug 2013
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        Like your fake CNN exec statement. RT @TheOnion Some Stupid Thing Makes The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW 

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      1. Andy Coleman‏ @BeardAndBlazer 27 Aug 2013
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        #Twerk RT @TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW 

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      1. melinda shaw‏ @melshaw001 27 Aug 2013
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        shock horror “@TheOnion: Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today http://onion.com/15f9FbW ”

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      1. Cleo‏ @GamesR4Fite 27 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion If only that stupid thing was one of my videos <<

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