“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of August 27, 2013 http://onion.com/1dLUpV0 ” @ccd013 LOL at yours 
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@TheOnion it would be impossible for a Capricorn to turn 25 this week....#factcheckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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