.@JacksonOMartin @awkwardemu RT @TheOnion Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2AM Probably Upstanding Member Of Communityhttp://onion.com/19Vezg8
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@TheOnion pretty similar to that story about the internet commentorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Community http://onion.com/19Vezg8 ”#LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Who is better than
@TheOnion? RT: Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Communityhttp://onion.com/19Vezg8Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Community http://onion.com/19Vezg8 ” that is so meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm nocturnal, I'm exactly the type of person who would be doing shit like that at 2 am for innocent reasons.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or neighborhood watch. Got any Skittles?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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