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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Aug 2013

    "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." – Managing editor of http://CNN.com http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

    1:11 PM - 26 Aug 2013
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      1. Sammy Eanes‏ @sammyeanes 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NAILED IT! So perfect. MT @TheOnion: "All you are to us are eyeballs." – Managing editor of http://CNN.com http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

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      1. Shannon Poulton‏ @ShannonPoulton 26 Aug 2013
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        Cc @rhyshillman: “@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." http://onion.com/14yB1aw ”

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      1. Emma Pound‏ @EmmaPoundTV 26 Aug 2013
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        Very clever and very true! “@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." http://onion.com/14yB1aw ”

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      1. Jesse Einstein‏ @jesseeinstein 26 Aug 2013
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        Well done @TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs."http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

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      1. JB‏ @plsbrotha 27 Aug 2013
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        This is great! RT“@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." – Managing editor CNN http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

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      1. Eddie Tagatac‏ @ETagatac 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion I like the article you did on the news updates from 2136. The president was like do you want to die? I can't hear you! Lol

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      1. Andy‏ @AndreiBiltan 26 Aug 2013
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        Spot on. “@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." – Managing editor of CNN http://onion.com/14yB1aw ”

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      1. Gina Tomaine‏ @gtomaine 26 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." http://onion.com/14yB1aw ”

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      1. Christina Bravo‏ @cbrvo 26 Aug 2013
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        Touché “@TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." –Managing editor of CNN http://onion.com/14yB1aw ”

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      1. Ross Saldarini‏ @rsaldarini 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." http://onion.com/14yB1aw  @TrentHawthorne

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      1. Showtalker‏ @istealhotsauce 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion BRAVO-fucking-O!!!!!!

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      1. Drew Hillman‏ @HillmanDrew 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion this lady should be fired.

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      1. Max McGill VO‏ @MaxMcGillVO 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Time to get out eyeballs ready for Mud Lovin Rednecks tonight 8/7 on Animal Planet!!! Time to get dirty, ya'll!!!

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      1. Amy Dominello Braun‏ @amydominello 26 Aug 2013
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        Sadly too true RT @TheOnion: "All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs." – CNN editor http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

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      1. Abbot Mills‏ @mills_abbot 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion And all you are and have always been to our eyeballs is a big dickhead, prick.

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      1. Dan Shaffer‏ @ShafferDan 26 Aug 2013
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        See this every day! Shocking truth from @TheOnion -"All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs."http://onion.com/14yB1aw 

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