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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Aug 2013

    Editor of http://CNN.com : Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morninghttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

    1:00 PM - 26 Aug 2013
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      2. EowynsMom‏ @EowynsMom 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com : Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning http://onion.com/14yyNbl ” Epic.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Benjamin Digs‏ @BeingASmith 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @EowynsMom

        @EowynsMom Had to re-read that today, so awesome. #Frisson RT @TheOnion: Why VMA Performance Was Our Top Storyhttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

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      1. Ryan Williams‏ @ryanjwill 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        PRICELESS -> Editor of CNN "Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Top Story This Morning http://onion.com/14yyNbl  via @TheOnion

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      1. jarrett sleeper‏ @jarrettsleeper 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So. Beautiful. “@TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com  Explains Why Miley Cyrus Was Our Top Story This Morning http://onion.com/14yyNbl ”

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      1. Kerry McQueeney‏Verified account @Kezekiel 27 Aug 2013
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        Just brilliant --> MT @TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com : Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Storyhttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

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      1. Laura Bly‏ @laurably 27 Aug 2013
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        So true... MT @TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com : Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Storyhttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

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      1. J Brian Houston‏ @jbrianhouston 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good read all the way to end. MT @TheOnion: Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Storyhttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

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      1. Ryan‏ @kuvosa 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion spitting hard truths here

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      1. EowynsMom‏ @EowynsMom 26 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Best writing this year

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      1. Jon  🦊 Fox | UX‏ @JonFoxUX 26 Aug 2013
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        Amazing. @TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com : Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morninghttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

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      2. Brett Forrest‏ @BrettForrest89 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad truth MT “@TheOnion: Editor of http://CNN.com : Let Me Explain Why Miley's Performance Was Our Top Story http://onion.com/14yyNbl ”

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      2. Matt Wood‏ @mattfwood 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All too true. MT @TheOnion - Editor of http://CNN.com : Why Miley Cyrus’ Was Our Top Story This Morninghttp://onion.com/14yyNbl 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Charlie Meisch‏ @meitweet 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @mattfwood

        @mattfwood I wonder what their click-through rate was from the link at the bottom of the article.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Matt Wood‏ @mattfwood 26 Aug 2013
        Replying to @meitweet

        .@theonion should have linked to a story on Syria with that link, right? @meitweet

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      2. Tania Del Rio‏ @TaniaDelRioS 2 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Editor of CNN: Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning http://onion.com/14yyNbl ” // Ccp @MexicoFER

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      3. Fernando Del Río‏ @FernandoDelRio 2 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TaniaDelRioS

        @TaniaDelRioS jajaja no tiene nada de malo. El negocio es depredador. No debemos confundirnos: la misión es ser rentables no informar

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tania Del Rio‏ @TaniaDelRioS 2 Sep 2013
        Replying to @FernandoDelRio

        @MexicoFER Lo triste es el bajo nivel del público.Ojo,estoy de acuerdo en no culpar al medio, pero creo q sí hay responsabilidad d informar.

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      1. The Leek Magazine‏ @TheLeekMagazine 31 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion http://theleekmagazine.com/cyrus-violated-me-at-vma-foam-hand-points-to-miley/ … #MileyCyrus

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      1. Chimeka Garricks‏ @MrGarricks 28 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here's a reminder, via @TheOnion, why 'reputable' news sites sometimes lead with incredibly inane stories || http://onion.com/14yyNbl .

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