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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2013

    [American Voices] Ben Affleck To Play Batman http://onion.com/16WhPWp  #WhatDoYouThink?

    11:49 AM - 23 Aug 2013
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      2.  👹 Kill Wiesenfeld  👹‏Verified account @BATHSmusic 23 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Ben Affleck To Play Batman http://onion.com/16WhPWp  #WhatDoYouThink?” hope he beefs up batman best when fckable

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      1. Dai jones‏ @rugbyjones12 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion this is why we can't have nice things!

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      1. Epitom3 of @TeamProU‏ @_Epitom3_ 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion when I first saw the article, I looked all over for an Onion link or something. Sadly, this is no parody #whatdoyouthink

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      1. Enon_Barbarian‏ @Enon_Barbarian 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion he can play the role. As long as Adam West does the script and he lip synces it.

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      1. Abigail Oldridge‏ @alvarado_ale23 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion not at all impressed nor do I look forward to watching! Sad!

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      1. Billy Bronson‏ @theBillyBronson 23 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Ben Affleck To Play Batman http://onion.com/16WhPWp  #WhatDoYouThink?” THIS SAYS IT ALL.

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      1. john dodd‏ @JpdDodd 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion It must have a massive budget, then! Their going to need 1/3 of it for the material to make the mask to fit his huge 'horse-head'!

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      1. Dana Hunter‏ @piperrou 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion bring on the four horsemen, it's a sign of the apocalypse. #whatdoyouthink

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      1. Paul Littlewood‏ @Paul_Littlewood 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion predicting a worse choice than the combined force of Clooney AND Kilmer #brucelame

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      1. Lakeshore Philly‏ @Onbucky96 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion He only said yes if Matt Damon plays Robin.

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      1. Valerie‏ @annehedonia13 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion "Batmeh" via @ taniadelrio heheh...

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      1. Adaya77‏ @Adaya77 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Is this a serious question? #WhatDoYouThink about #NDAA #NSA Another #war #PoliceState? Are we officially insane & brain DEAD now?

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      1. Sam.F.‏ @FCEmotions93 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion honestly to all the haters wait till you see his acting in it and stop being giant assholes,give him a chance goddamn>.>

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      1. S ᴄ ᴏ ᴛ ᴛ ʏ‏ @OC_Scotty 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Ski Molder! That is creativity at its best.

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      1. Liz Bennett, PhD‏ @LizLemonBennett 23 Aug 2013
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        LOL “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Ben Affleck To Play Batman http://onion.com/16WhPWp  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. EpitomeOfAMinority‏ @KissBang16 23 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Ben Affleck To Play Batman http://onion.com/16WhPWp  #WhatDoYouThink?” #Barf Did you watch #Daredevil

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