@TheOnion if by "God," he means the Vatican's lawyers.
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@TheOnion hopefully god will tell this one to sell up and wipe out world hunger and oppression C'mon god speak up you bitch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pffftt....who is this guy kidding!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The thin line between what's fact and what sounds too whack to be! I love you
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@TheOnion I wonder if he said the same thing when he stopped being a "Hitlerjugend"??!!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So God tells his man to retire - but he doesn't tell Mugabe to go outside & take the lightning bolt up the arse that he deservesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thak godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That wasn't God, that was Flip Wilson!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pope Benedict XVI made the right choice. Someone who hears voices should not lead an organization with 1.2 billion members.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well that changes the old saying "the devil made me do it" now you don't have to feel bad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#WhatDoYouThink ? I think this may be the best circumstantial evidence that there is a God. Or, at least some guiding intellect.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Pope Benedict Says God Told Him To Resign http://onion.com/188dWsy He told me to have a hot fudge sundae!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Pope Benedict Says God Told Him To Resign http://onion.com/188dWsy#WhatDoYouThink?” HilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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