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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2013

    New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Projecthttp://onion.com/16jYt7g 

    7:31 PM - 22 Aug 2013
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      1. 𝔻𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕣‏ @Doom_Tiger 22 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I have so many folders :(

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      2. Jennifer Bitchardson‏ @BaronessBarren 22 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g " -> once again, a little to close too home.

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      1. Ryan Kissinger‏ @Kissingerology 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion seriously get out of my head!

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      1. Jeccles‏ @jeccles69 23 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @ADAMATOMIC what? It blew my mind for all the weird reasons, I dont know why

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      1. Its ya boy Patrick Miller aka Hat Trick Killer aka‏ @pattheflip 22 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @ADAMATOMIC get out of my head :/

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      1. Jessica Jacolbe‏ @jessjoycej 22 Aug 2013
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        Cut me deep. RT @TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Projecthttp://onion.com/16jYt7g 

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      1. Gillian Rightford‏ @grightford 22 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g ”. Yip, I got one of these.

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      1. girlaboutdayton‏ @girlaboutdayton 22 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g ” Pretty much how Girl About Town got started!

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      1. VOTE NOV. 6 for our future, against fear.‏ @write_light 22 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g ”. FML I have hundreds of these /o\

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      1. vuk‏ @vukocre 22 Aug 2013
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        hahaha I am pathetic too “@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g ”

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      2. Robyn Short‏ @atcr8v 22 Aug 2013
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        @JohnE_Williams Pahahaha!!! >> @TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Projecthttp://onion.com/16jYt7g 

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      3. John E Williams‏ @JohnE_Williams 23 Aug 2013
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        @atcr8v @TheOnion SO sad and way too true

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      1. Leah Golob‏ @LeahGolob 22 Aug 2013
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        The truth hurts. RT @TheOnion New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g 

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      1. Alison Shiloh Wear‏ @PABridgeBuilder 22 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Laughing. Out. Loud.

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      1.  🎃Dan Pierced the Ghost  👻‏ @PiercedTheToast 22 Aug 2013
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        Been there, done that. "@TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project http://onion.com/16jYt7g ”

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      1. Luke Chamberlin‏ @lchamberlin 22 Aug 2013
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        This one stings RT @TheOnion: New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Projecthttp://onion.com/16jYt7g 

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      2. april-lyn caouette‏ @alcaouette 22 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Did you hear the collective sobs of the creative folks on twitter when you posted this? WE ARE ALL ASHAMED

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      3. april-lyn caouette‏ @alcaouette 22 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Or at least sad.

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