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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Aug 2013

    Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicanthttp://onion.com/17IeA13 

    4:31 PM - 20 Aug 2013
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      1. Hoff‏ @Beaker 20 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: Employers Know in First 5 Mins Of Job Interview If They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13  < Other end of spectrum

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      1. meme-ogorgon‏ @ThisClumsyForm 20 Aug 2013
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        Yep. “@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. bradcarsten‏ @brc56 20 Aug 2013
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        Less...“@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. Stan Whatley‏ @stanwhatley 21 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. Alan Howārd‏ @AhJaysusHowaya 21 Aug 2013
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        .@socialtalent ;) MT “@TheOnion: Employers Know in First 5 Minutes Of Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. Ben Wiese‏ @wiese_ben 20 Aug 2013
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        Great.“@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. Misha‏ @Mike_K82 20 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion takes them that long? What incompetence!

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      1. Lynn Wingo‏ @LynnMWingo 20 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion A helpful reminder to anyone prefacing a statement with "I'm so like....

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      1. Patrick O'Connell‏ @OConnellPJ 20 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      1. Morons Among Us‏ @MoronsAmongUs 20 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ”

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      2. RNB‏ @PlanetBerardy 20 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Employers Know Within First 5 Min Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant http://onion.com/17IeA13 ” @ohmissjulie true?

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      3. Julie Saunders‏ @ohmissjulie 20 Aug 2013
        Replying to @PlanetBerardy

        @PlanetBerardy @TheOnion Ah man, that was supposed to be a cool HR secret. The Onion's investigative reporting is really on the ball.

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      1. Annie Heartfield‏ @annieheartfield 20 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion "Murder is not a part of your 12-step program" Walter White to Jesse #BreakingBad

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      1. scary edzo‏ @eddief419 20 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion that is technically true

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      2. Cassandra‏ @wrongfeelsright 20 Aug 2013
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        @CallTheHotline be warned. “@TheOnion: Report: Employers Know Within First 5 Minutes Of Job Interview Whether They Will Murder Applicant"

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      3. Suze‏ @CallTheHotline 20 Aug 2013
        Replying to @wrongfeelsright

        @wrongfeelsright @TheOnion I just hope I'm on the winning end of "fuck, marry, kill".

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