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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Aug 2013

    Well, Neighbors Just Got A Pit Bullhttp://onion.com/14vwXE8 

    5:02 PM - 19 Aug 2013
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    22 replies 47 retweets 49 likes
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      2. notscarymalice‏ @notveryalice 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion pitbulls are sweet dogs. a lot of them are killed because of this stereotype. i love you guys, but i didn't laugh this time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Mary‏ @MFL1956 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @notveryalice

        FOUND NEIGHBOR->“@notveryalice @TheOnion pitbulls sweet. lot of 'em r killed b/c of stereotype. love you guys, but didn't laugh this time.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. notscarymalice‏ @notveryalice 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @MFL1956

        @MFL1956 @TheOnion sorry to disappoint -- i'm a crazy cat lady with no dogs

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Mary‏ @MFL1956 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @notveryalice

        @notveryalice Better anyway. Cat lady too. Youngest sent this when she went off to college: @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/DzKCYiqQzm

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      6. notscarymalice‏ @notveryalice 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @MFL1956

        @MFL1956 @TheOnion eeeeeeeeee it's a bucket of adorbs

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. JD  🖖🏻‏ @JerseyGirl474 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion And with that, you just lost a loyal follower.

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      1. radeo flyer‏ @schmeo 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion lost me with this one.

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      1. Benjamin Howard‏ @TheBenHoward 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Well, Neighbors Just Got A Pit Bull http://onion.com/14vwXE8 ” @madshaus this article is about you.

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      1. Rebekah Brewer‏ @redsbrewer 19 Aug 2013
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        I realize it's satire, but you lost me on this one. @TheOnion "Well, Neighbors Just Got A Pit Bull http://onion.com/14vwXE8 ”

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      1. Debbie Coe‏ @CraftyDivaDeb 22 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion ohhhh hayyyylllll no

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      1. Mark Dean‏ @56mrdean 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion any animal that is trained to be bad, there might never be a real rescue without LOTS of reprogramming

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      1. Matt Shrikah‏ @SchriklyBizness 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion lol man people cannot take a joke anymore. #springfield made the onion

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      1. russmckay‏ @russmckay 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Time to put up the NRA sign.

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      1. TracyMitch‏ @TracyMitch 19 Aug 2013
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        Love that the dateline is #SpringfieldMA #hometown RT“@TheOnion: Well, Neighbors Just Got A Pit Bull http://onion.com/14vwXE8 ”

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      1. Doug C‏ @WayOfTheSword 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion This is what pit bulls are really like until they're abused. Sweet natured.pic.twitter.com/NtP2ZFpPFT

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      1. Doug C‏ @WayOfTheSword 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Not funny. And another name for pit bull is nanny dog because people used to use them to watch over kids.

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      1. Z‏ @bigsexyz 19 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Well, Neighbors Just Got A Pit Bull http://onion.com/14vwXE8 ”

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      1. CIAC‏ @CIAC_HC 19 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion swing and a miss

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