@TheOnion Thanks a lot for making my job getting dogs adopted even harder, assholes.
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you should thank all the pitbulls who go insane and attack people and other animals. or thank the breeders that have developed these moronic landsharks to be killing machines. or the runners of all the dogfighting rings. but...probably not this comedy newspaper
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Sources: Neighbor's pit bull can clamp its jaws on a dangling piece of knotted rope and just hang there, snarlingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .......trouble is that it's the drawstring on my sweatpants!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is real news in India.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's what dogs do. pit bulls ARE good looking dogs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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