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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2013

    "George, I’m not an expert or anything, but I have to say it kind of sounds like you murdered someone."http://onion.com/17SclXN 

    10:02 AM - 16 Aug 2013
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    12 replies 149 retweets 89 likes
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      2.  🎃 Stepheñ Volbert  👻‏ @StephenVolbert 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So one of the only sites left that keeps out of serious politics has now delved into it. Great.

        3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. DM ᴀʟᴇxᴍᴄ.ᴄᴏ‏ @alxmcco 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @StephenVolbert

        @Blake_Price @TheOnion If you think The Onion doesn't make commentary on serious politics you are a complete imbecile.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🎃 Stepheñ Volbert  👻‏ @StephenVolbert 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @alxmcco

        @alxmcco @TheOnion This isn't satirical commentary. This is unabashed, MSNBC-level commentary.

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      5. DM ᴀʟᴇxᴍᴄ.ᴄᴏ‏ @alxmcco 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @StephenVolbert

        @Blake_Price this is literally the definition of satire, numbskull. Also LOL @ your msnbc reference. Totally not showing your bias there. XD

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Gregory‏ @StriderZero 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "George, I’m not an expert or anything, but I have to say it kind of sounds like you murdered someone." http://onion.com/17SclXN ”

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      2. Josh Cochrane‏ @joshcochrane 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RyderCochrane MT @TheOnion: http://onion.com/17SclXN 

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      2. Keith Whittington Sr‏ @KDWSr 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wow The Onion just lowered it's name to the gutter with this trash

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      1. NCC1701‏ @young70213 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Beautifully done!

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      1. PonderingObserver‏ @SharonA1225 16 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Yes, he's not an expert. Somebody explain self defense to the man.

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      1. Ms.Medellin  🙄‏ @SuiteMelody 16 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion so, if a person is Gettin their ass beat in a fist fight, The loser may legally open fire in self defense?

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      1. Ms.Medellin  🙄‏ @SuiteMelody 16 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion I love the "broken n bloodied nose" yeah, cuz that really sells the murder of an unarmed teen as self-defense.

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      2. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Zimmerman killed a young man. It was not a defenseless child that put a 210lb man flat on his back with a broken & bloodied nose.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jane  🚔the Scammer 🚔 Sanders 🥀 🌊 🥀 🍩 🌊 🥀‏ @JaneSanders_FBI 21 Aug 2013
        Replying to @CoachforPOTUS

        @CoachforPOTUS there is absolutely no document or testimony from any licensed medical doctor which diagnosed Zimmerman with a broken nose.

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      4. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 23 Aug 2013
        Replying to @JaneSanders_FBI

        @Kamikaze_98 Correct. There are pictures about a break or not by medical professionals. We know 155lb Trayvon put 210lb George on his back.

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      1.  💀GRHutson  💀‏ @jess_reign_bass 16 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Let me guess, staff shake-up, had to hire intern writers working their way up to a gig at The Nation, am I right?

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