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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2013

    New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minuteshttp://onion.com/13ZpSiN 

    10:42 AM - 14 Aug 2013
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    • Dean Moriarty 🇺🇸 Chris Tom Y Dave Thiele Andy McGloin Jen SavvyNo JJamz Hoop Andrew Nixon Dave Ongie
    18 replies 202 retweets 51 likes
      1. (((Blue_In_Green)))‏ @Blue_In_Green59 14 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ESPN already has a show like that--it's called @SportsCenter.

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      1. Machine Pun Kelly‏Verified account @KellyScaletta 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion I thought the Onion did fake news

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      1. J 🎃hn Br 🎃cat 🎃‏ @johnwardbrocato 14 Aug 2013
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        New? RT @TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minuteshttp://onion.com/13ZpSiN 

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      1. Dean Moriarty  🇺🇸‏ @never_find_it 14 Aug 2013
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        #OnionOrDeadspin “@TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minutes http://onion.com/13ZpSiN ”

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      1. Jonah Stein‏ @Jonahstein 14 Aug 2013
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        RTIt works for CNN @TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minuteshttp://onion.com/13ZpSiN 

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 14 Aug 2013
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        #sobro RT @TheOnion New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minuteshttp://onion.com/13ZpSiN 

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      1. Eli Shields‏ @Gopokes21 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @foxnews will have a spinoff as well!

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      1. ZAK‏ @mu_Zak 14 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @RayWoodson680 You know Jaymee Sire's going to be all up on that, after Sergio Romo's lap, who could forget that... face.

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      1. Zach Olson‏ @zolson 14 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minutes http://onion.com/13ZpSiN ” would be an improvement

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      1. Manny‏ @muffinmansevens 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion @RayWoodson680 Why do I have a feeling that one of the Kardashians is about to go blonde?

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      1. Sydny Layne‏ @sydnylayne 14 Aug 2013
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        Interesting use of a SM/Broadcast combo RT@TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweetshttp://onion.com/13ZpSiN 

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      2. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion fill in any cable news network at front end and it works just as well.

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      3. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 14 Aug 2013
        Replying to @ursus_marit

        @TheOnion ESPN actually keeps uggos of both sexes around out of loyalty, even when awful at their job (e.g. Chris Berman & Linda Cohn).

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      1. Taylor Howe‏ @taylorbhowe 14 Aug 2013
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        Ha ha... RT “@TheOnion: New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minutes http://onion.com/13ZpSiN ”

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      1. Tim‏ @Perry_Prowlers 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Don't encourage them. @espn

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      1. Michael Myers Briggs Type Indicator‏Verified account @nandelabra 14 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion ah, taking a page from CNN's handbook, are they? #goodforthem #deathofjournalism

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