.@TheOnion: Israelis & Palestinians, accept nothing short of total victory against those who threaten ur way of life http://onion.com/19glLiV
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@TheOnion Right! What?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And remember we're on your sides, both of you. We've got your backs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually, not that far from what is likely to happen. History usually repeats itself. Anybody want to place a bet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TiloJung I liked@Der_Postillon better: Unesco puts Middle East conflict on world heritage list (german) http://www.der-postillon.com/2013/08/unesco-erklart-nahostkonflikt-zum.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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