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@TheOnion: New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams http://onion.com/19gck37 ” some monsters inc shit going on :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams http://onion.com/19gck37 ”@Ezra1313 performance secret revealed. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion now this is funny:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams to be funded by loan from disabled http://governormoonbeam.blogspot.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams http://onion.com/19gck37 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The updated version will be running on excretion (biofuel) products as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no matter how down I am your stories make me smile. Thx!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams http://onion.com/19gck37 ” I could power a whole train.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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