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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2013

    This is reportedly a bad shirt:http://onion.com/19g547x 

    10:51 AM - 13 Aug 2013
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      1. David Shuey‏ @davidshuey 13 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "The report concluded that there are no good pants, all pants are bad, and it isn’t even worth it to go looking for them."

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      1. Gerard kinsella‏ @gerard_gmadridk 13 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion at last it all makes sense. I knew it I knew it I knew it

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      1. Uosdwis R Dewoh‏ @sylvestica_ 13 Aug 2013
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        Relevant to my line of work. RT “@TheOnion: This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x ”

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      2. Nick Grimshaw‏ @MrGshaw 13 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x ”@BryanLaing

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      3. Bryan Laing‏ @BryanLaing 21 Aug 2013
        Replying to @MrGshaw

        @MrGshaw Wow first time I was tagged on Twitter. 8 days ago...totally missed the big moment

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      4. Nick Grimshaw‏ @MrGshaw 23 Aug 2013
        Replying to @BryanLaing

        @BryanLaing welcome to the big show

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      1. Kathleen‏ @bathkath 13 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion The word "shirt" has lost all meaning.

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      1. OhSoPretty‏ @CrymsonVampire 13 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion I apparently have a lot of bad shirts. Oh man. And this whole pants thing is new. Should I just walk around pantless? #dilemma

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      1. Sherry Owens‏ @gr8escap 13 Aug 2013
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        Handy. “@TheOnion: This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x ”

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      1. Tulipe Rose‏ @srk_FatimaZohra 13 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion #ChennaiExpress #chennaiExpress2013 #ShahRukhKhan @iamsrk @ChennaiExp2013

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      1. Jim Kelly‏ @WanamakerJones 13 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x ” @zach_piersonIN @melkel52 FYI just in case you need to know what to wear

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      1. Andrea Gallagher‏ @AndreaGallagher 13 Aug 2013
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        How many good shirts do you have? “@TheOnion: This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x ”

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      1. Mike Lynch AKA “Mikey Monster Mash”‏ @M_Lynch_ 13 Aug 2013
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        Classic @BrookingsInst liberal t-shirt agenda RT @TheOnion This is reportedly a bad shirt: http://onion.com/19g547x 

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