@jdeyoung9 @TheOnion @agoodyke36. Amen to the Austin tag.
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@TheOnion it looks like king of#morocco has a new affair with detained horny sexual criminals#danielgate#temaragate#mafrasichThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#DJONES “@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received http://onion.com/16ILGjb ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Tjtheclown“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received http://onion.com/16ILGjb ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ugh. My husband. RT
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@TheOnion:Local News:Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received" see I'm not the only one@ctjones1215Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received http://onion.com/16ILGjb ” my hubbyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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