“@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” it's okay @realJEDiknight ill make it quick
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@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” Uhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. -
@White1Morgan@nicoledebartolo haha dude I dunno..if any of us are killers its deff you.. lol u hid under@PizzaILike s bed..haha -
@smaggerty@nicoledebartolo@PizzaILike hahaha ummmmm who's idea was that?!?! -
@White1Morgan@nicoledebartolo@PizzaILike I have no idea. -
@smaggerty@White1Morgan@nicoledebartolo my name is matthew whalen I do not approve these messages
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@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You”@timdpeacock uh oh! Funny because trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” Dammit, KimberThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Since I was spooning my cat, this is totally true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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