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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Aug 2013

    Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You

    8:01 AM - 11 Aug 2013
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    99 replies 712 retweets 267 likes
      1. ELLIOTT ENGLE‏ @90degreeEngle 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” it's okay @realJEDiknight ill make it quick

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      2. Morgan White‏ @White1Morgan 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” Uhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. nicole debartolo‏ @nicoledebartolo 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @White1Morgan

        @White1Morgan @TheOnion hahahaha omg @smaggerty #cuddlepack

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      4. Morgan White‏ @White1Morgan 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @nicoledebartolo

        @nicoledebartolo @TheOnion @smaggerty #cuddlepackwasthegreatestchoiceIhaveevermadebutknowingoneofyoumaykillmeisscaryashell

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      5. Jess Haggerty  🐻‏ @smaggerty 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @White1Morgan

        @White1Morgan @nicoledebartolo haha dude I dunno..if any of us are killers its deff you.. lol u hid under @PizzaILike s bed..haha

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      6. Morgan White‏ @White1Morgan 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @smaggerty

        @smaggerty @nicoledebartolo @PizzaILike hahaha ummmmm who's idea was that?!?!

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      7. Jess Haggerty  🐻‏ @smaggerty 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @White1Morgan

        @White1Morgan @nicoledebartolo @PizzaILike I have no idea.

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      8. Matthew Whalen‏ @TooSmart4School 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @smaggerty

        @smaggerty @White1Morgan @nicoledebartolo my name is matthew whalen I do not approve these messages

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Tom‏ @tagibson 12 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You”

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      1. Curtis Jones‏ @dirtycujo 12 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” #Sascha

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      1. Sean‏ @stnorris2 11 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” @jessink20

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      1. I’m good luv, enjoy - Chicago Style‏ @chicagostyle 11 Aug 2013
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        RT @itastepaint RT @TheOnion Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You

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      1. Natalie Serrino‏ @nserrino 11 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” @timdpeacock uh oh! Funny because true

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      1. Melissa M‏ @mizzclepto 11 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely To Murder You” Dammit, Kimber

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      1. Ilana Masad‏Verified account @ilanaslightly 11 Aug 2013
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        @TheOnion Since I was spooning my cat, this is totally true.

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 11 Aug 2013
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        Ahaha wonder if @QuaileyC has these concerns RT @TheOnion Statistics Indicate You Spent Last Night Spooning Person Most Likely 2 Murder You

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