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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2013

    No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playinghttp://onion.com/1cCcDJs 

    9:45 AM - 10 Aug 2013
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      1. brettmcg‏ @brettmcg 10 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @ShannonSiders / MT @TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Knows What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs 

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      1. Tweetgood Mac‏Verified account @SnottieDrippen 10 Aug 2013
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        Lmaooooooo RT @TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs 

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      1. Don’t stop running ETN‏ @JayIngles 12 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Drive games RT @TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playinghttp://onion.com/1cCcDJs 

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      1. Innerpowerastro‏ @Innerpowerastro 10 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😄LMAO“@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ” #WTF

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      1. Hannah B.‏ @Hannah_RBe 10 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ” @BenTarhan

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      1. Big Wave Dave‏ @MorelandPrint 10 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @tonylib this was our group at the Padres-Reds game. Which are the teams in the article. Too perfect.

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      1. Chad but in the best way‏ @cjam 10 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's so me. “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”

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      1. illogicalvulcan‏ @illogicalvulcan 10 Aug 2013
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        Was at this game last night. MT @TheOnion No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing

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      1. Luis Artola‏ @luisartola 11 Aug 2013
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        HA @mayrazanza “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”

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      2. [+] Giancarlo‏ @PsycheDiver 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ” @realbenfeldman

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      3. Ben [spooky name] Feldman‏ @realbenfeldman 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @PsycheDiver

        @PsycheDiver it's 9am on a Sunday. go back to sleep!

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      1. alexina‏ @miss_mums 11 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very familiar “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”

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      1. Lucy Ramirez‏ @ThePatery 10 Aug 2013
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        I <3 baseball! “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”

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      1. Adam Shively‏ @realashively 10 Aug 2013
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        This is me “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”

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      1. Dee Chadwick‏ @dee_chadwick 10 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ”@sharpie132

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      1. Michael McKenna‏ @IronSalsa 10 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs ” #wrigley

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      1. Nicholas Weber‏ @WeberN 10 Aug 2013
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        I lol'd #Reds RT @TheOnion: No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing http://onion.com/1cCcDJs 

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