@TheOnion This. Was. Awesome.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@WillCFisherJr sounds a lot like me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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FTP
@TheOnion: "Always wanted to be a cop." – 18-year-old whose paranoia and inferiority complex constantly haunt himhttp://onion.com/15UoptiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is so so great RT
@TheOnion "I’ve always wanted to be a cop." 18-year-old whose inferiority complex haunts himhttp://onion.com/15UoptiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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