@TheOnion Reading Tweets from The Onion may not cause insomnia but it keeps me from sleeping so, same thing.
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@TheOnion Mine insomnia is caused by spiking my coffee with 5hour energy drinks. At least that's what the para medics tell me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who cares? As long as Businessweek can promote 3 new proprietary notions from Big Pharma to help us sleep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bloody clown spidersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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