@TheOnion I wish the doctor exclaimed, "Mission Accomplished!" after making the first cut and then the surgery took eighteen hours
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@TheOnion#WhatDoYouThink must be nice to have govt' healthcareThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think the surgeon should have slipped.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sherrishera hahahahahahaha lololololololo!#hilarious
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@TheOnion George w is still following dick cheneys lead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He has a heart?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brilliant. RT
@TheOnion [American Voices] George W. Bush Undergoes Heart Surgery http://onion.com/130Trls#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sponge Bob square pants!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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